A sent us an email about the freshly launched Apple iPad with the subject, iPad – aka, why I should have waited and not gotten an iPhone.
Me: Actually, I still think the iPhone is better. How am I supposed to squeeze the iPad into my handbag?!
A: Buy a Birkin.
Me: OMG. That makes sense. Buy a $15,000 handbag to hold a $500 gadget. Smart.
A: We shall wait and see if you get both, eventually.
Tweet: Is it blasphemous, that I still prefer the iPhone to the iPad? I mean, how am I supposed to squeeze the iPad into my handbag?!