Spare Hamsters

(On Organic Energy Sources) [via MSN]

Me: You can use the Internet on Jurong Island?

J: Yes, we use hamsters running on wheels to generate enough power to connect to the net. I always keep my hamsters fit and healthy.

Me: Ah. That is very… organic.

J: I keep spare hamsters in my drawer. Just in case.

Spare hamsters sounds damn wrong. But the imagery of it makes for very morbid hilarity.

Imagine: scoping up a handful of Winter Whites and tossing them into the wheel.

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