(On Organic Energy Sources) [via MSN]
Me: You can use the Internet on Jurong Island?
J: Yes, we use hamsters running on wheels to generate enough power to connect to the net. I always keep my hamsters fit and healthy.
Me: Ah. That is very… organic.
J: I keep spare hamsters in my drawer. Just in case.
Spare hamsters sounds damn wrong. But the imagery of it makes for very morbid hilarity.
Imagine: scoping up a handful of Winter Whites and tossing them into the wheel.