Last night, the Internet at home suddenly died on us.
My sister and I spun closer towards withdrawal-induced hysteria with each passing minutes of broadband-less existence.
The usual unplugging/plugging thing didn’t work. The horror!
(On Sacrifice) [via Voices]
Me: What if tomorrow there is still no Interenet?!
Sister: Die. But we’ll kill Coco first. [Note: We are always threatening to cook Coco or throw her out of the house, but we actually love her. A lot.]
Me: *talking to Coco* We are going to sacrifice you to the Internet God!
Coco: *licks her nose and goes back to her perpetual snoozing*
Me: I’ll take that as consent.
So I do hope that when I get home tonight, the broadband issue is fixed.
Or else, poor Coco…