(On easier dating)
Me: Men always like to tell me about their sexual needs, as if I’m supposed to understand. Just because I’m a boy-girl.
N: Hey, women have needs too ok?
Me: Yes, but we are a lot more quiet and private about them.
N: That’s just acting coy. And if it isn’t for all this appropriate-ness, dating will be a lot easier!
Me: Not easier. Just more primitive.
N: Primitive = simpler = easier. Right?
Me: No. Primitive = regression = wasting the time we spent evolving.
N: Why must you always be so argumentative? Besides, it’s not like evolution got us very far.
Me: I knew it. Men hate girls like me. They prefer girls who are quiet and don’t contradict them. Ever.
N: Not all. Just some.
Me: Trust me, it’s bad enough!
So tragic. I’m keeping quiet from now on!
Or not. Haha!